a surprise call this afternoon
v: hi.v here. you quit far east already huh?
t: yap. (still pretending to know who he is)
v: you interested in working as agent anot?
t: er... you got lobang huh?
v: you come and work for me lah
t: part time can consider . but no show room duty for me
v: .... are you married?
t: yap ... y
v: means u'll work harder mah
t: ??
v: are you fat?
t: !!!?????
''Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Paddy: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home now!''
