fat conversation

a surprise call this afternoon

v: hi.v here. you quit far east already huh?
t: yap. (still pretending to know who he is)
v: you interested in working as agent anot?
t: er... you got lobang huh?
v: you come and work for me lah
t: part time can consider . but no show room duty for me
v: .... are you married?
t: yap ... y
v: means u'll work harder mah
t: ??
v: are you fat?
t: !!!?????