new company policy

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY:
Company Policy:Effective from 2007
Dress Code : It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Sick Days : We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Personal DaysEach employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.
Bereavement Leave : This is no excuse for missing work. there is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon.We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Toilet Use : Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health
Lunch Break: Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be KEPT TO YOUR SELF. Remember ask not what the company can do for you but what you can do for the company

i am a B+

Did You Know?

Blood type and Rh	How many people have it?
O +	40 %
O -	7 %
A +	34 %
A -	6 %
B +	8 %
B -	1 %
AB +	3 %
AB -	1 %

Does Your Blood Type Reveal Your Personality?

According to a Japanese institute that does research on blood types, there are certain personality traits that seem to match up with certain blood types. How do you rate?

TYPE O	You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want, you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trend-setter, loyal, passionate, and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity and jealously and a tendency to be too competitive.
TYPE A	You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with others, and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among your weaknesses are stubbornness and an inability to relax.
TYPE B	You're a rugged individualist, who's straightforward and likes to do things your own way. Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakness.
TYPE AB	Cool and controlled, you're generally well liked and always put people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful and fair. But you're standoffish, blunt, and have difficulty making decisions.

MOST IMPORTANT INFO NOW:

You Can Receive
If Your Type Is	O-	O+	B-	B+	A-	A+	AB-	AB+
AB+	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES
AB-	YES		YES		YES	YES
A+	YES	YES			YES	YES
A-	YES				YES
B+	YES	YES	YES	YES
B-	YES		YES
O+	YES	YES

happy easter

as ive heard, this is the last long weekend of the year. and it comes as the perfect time. just when im settling into the hours of my new job. i need the extra rest so that i'll be pumped up for the start of my new career.

anyway besides maj, we have been shopping. car shopping to be precise. and this is what we narrowed down


stream. our top choice yesterday.


grand vitara. our choice today.


might be our choice tomorrow.

so we are still very fickle as to what kind of vehicle we want.
practicality vs personal preference

duh

option 1

option 2

delight...

for no apparent reason
delightful.

for today

my new office

i walked around the HUGE premises a bit.
not exactly star struck but i did catch sight of gurmit singh, jaime teo, glenda chong live! and all the DJs @ work . it was kinda cute to see the real them.
anyway, i noticed that every unit / room in mediacorp has a tv showing CNA. too bad its not VV55. hee


my view from workstation.
i can see the news!

tried not to take a nap after work for fear that i will not be able to get a good nights rest and wake early.
i feel sleepy now.

all about me

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happy april fools' day

went shopping with mum and sis @ marina square.
dear met us a while later for lunch at Changing Appetites.
our first time there and we all agreed that the food here is so under-rated.
everything we ordered was slurpilicious

funky menu

my lovelies

only mine.

shaggedelics

nachos & chilli beef

bombastic burger

cajun chicken with cheese sauce

baby ribs

attack of the food monster

but really.
the food is good.
i like.....

anyway we had an extremely funny conversation during lunch.

ma: i must get a percolator ( i checked the spelling / meaning here) coz i got no more kopi girl(me) to buy me coffee in the morning
sis:??
me:??
sis: whats a percolator? izit to calculate the perception of pp? hee
me: no lah. i think its to calculate the pecularity of pp lah. haha
ma: you mean you all dunnoe the meaning meh?

so to prove that we do know some things she doesnt

sis: so you know what is 糊铰粉?
ma: ha! of coz i know lah. its penis powder!

hiaks. i love the gals. they bring me so much joy


spotted this tee whilst shopping after lunch


they made a shirt for my man.
he insisted no face please.

and then to satisfy the sweet tooth ladies.
it was swensen time.

root beer float for babe

sticky chewy for mumsy

apple crumble for meiz

i swear ive overeaten.
must diet soon.

never incur a woman's wrath

read here for a woman's revenge on her cheating husband.
dated from July 12 2006.

my little perk-me-up

this is babe's fav drink of the moment
you know the really small packet for kidz only.
hiaks.
he likes them on a daily basis.



as he was having his dose today...
he put the packet at his ear

r: hello? hello? who's that
me: what e f**k r you doing?
r: it says here "good to talk"


haha. okay and so i checked .there really was a portion (pink ) that says good to talk.
and it was a call contact that was meant for consumers' feedback and such.

as always, my little perk-me-up!