Friday, February 2

i 'm ChinEse

[1] You like to eat chicken feet.
[1] You sing karaoke.
[1] You've worn glasses since you were in fifth grade.
[ ] You'll haggle over something that is not negotiable.
[ ] You are a math genius.
Total: 3

[1] You take showers at night.
[ ] You avoid the non-free snacks in
hotel rooms.
[1] You say "aiyah!" and "wah!"
frequently. (isnt tt singaporean trait?!)
[ ] You save grocery bags. (save the earth)
[ ] You twirl your pen around your
fingers.
Total: 2

[1] You have been taught that wasting
food is a sin.
[1] Your dad thinks he can fix
everything himself.
[1] You beat eggs with chopsticks.
[1] You like congee with thousand-year-
old eggs. (yumz)
[1] You have eaten moon cakes.
Total: 5

[ ] If you don't live at home, when
your parents call, they ask you if
you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
[ ] You email/msn your Chinese
friends, even though you're only 10
feet apart.
[1] You can read traditional chinese
[1] Your toothpaste tubes are all
squeezed paper-thin before they are
thrown away.
[1] You know what pearl milk teas are.
Total: 3

[ ] You bring fruit with you as a gift
when you visit people's homes.
[1] You have acquired a taste for
bitter melon.
[ ] You eat every last grain of rice
in your bowl, but don't eat the last
piece of food on the table.
[1] Your parents argue with other
adults over the dinner bill.
[ ] You love to use coupons.
Total: 2

Now add the numbers up and multiply it
by 4.
i am 60% Chinese.

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