Monday, December 3

who .... muahahahahah

1. Who eats more?
me.... he eats slow and little , like a woman

2. Who said “I love you” first?
ermm.... its been 8 yrs and i really cant remember.
But i remind him everyday *wink*

3. Who is the morning person?
we both are.

4. Who sings better?
he says he sings like Jacky Cheung.

5. Who’s older?
me but not that much leh ... only 4 months. not even that significant

6. Who’s smarter?
i think i am .... haha
but he's definitely better at directions, better at decisions, better at technical stuff, better at games .. so well... i still i am

7. Whose temper is worse?
it used to be him .....

8. Who does the laundry?
what laundry?

9. Who does the dishes?
he eats and walk away.
i eat and walk away too.
so i wonder who ever does the dishes...

10. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
he' on my left

11. Whose feet are bigger?
definitely his. big feet for small guy

12. Whose hair is longer?
mine of course.
he longs to have rocker hair though

13. Who’s better with the computer?
i never wanted to be good at computer. so there's many things i cant do .

14. Do you have pets?
3 small dogs
1 big dog
1 fat pig hahahaha

15. Who pays the bills?
i never asked. so i think he pays

16. Who cooks dinner?
i cook cup noodles

17. Who drives when you are together?
him.

18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
im always at the toilet at the right time

19. Who’s the most stubborn?
can i not answer?

20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
im never wrong.

21. Whose family do you see more?
his. we stay together

22. Who named your pet?
by me and sis

23. Who kissed who first?
must be him.

24. Who asked who out?
must be him. again. he was so into me hahahaha

26. Who’s more sensitive?
Me. i have to remind him to be

27. Who’s taller?
not sure. hahaha
definitely him

28. Who has more friends?
i have lots of friends.
his only friend is me . muahahahaha i love this quiz

29. Who has more siblings?
him.

30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
i wear Gs, he wears panties .......................

Friday, October 19

just another day


its exactly one month. i thought about it in 'spurts' and held back tears as always. and i even spoke about it to a friend i least expected to feel comfortable with. i also mentioned to him today but he seemed pretty nonchalant about it.

i suppose its time i put a closure to my miscarriage and move on. i love life too much to want to live it this way. for the very first time in a long while, i am feeling good today and i shouldn't feel guilty about it. it almost feels as if i have done my fair bit of grieving. i did my fair share of prayers and have this feeling that all the bad luck and experiences will just go away . i will allow myself to grieve occasionally but i will laugh more than ever. life is simply too short to look back in anger and sadness.
i have the whole weekend to myself and despite him gg off to KL, i am staying in sgp by choice. I have too much ahead to want to wallow in sadness.
so guys ... I AM BACK for good.

Monday, October 15

it aint that bad...

i am suffering from indigestion. i am getting cramps everyday. i am using too many carefree liners. i am becoming anaemic. i am still putting on weight. i am supposed to wake early to buy breakfast for tomorrow's meeting. i cant seem to stop whining.









the only good things over the weekend, we met up the gals for wedding gown selection and dinner on saturday. we met up mum and sis for a nice lunch today. had a nice karaoke session, just the 2 of us, like the good old days. and best of all, chilling out, just us.





maybe it aint that bad after all......

Thursday, October 11

almost.

its almost a month.

i still ponder occasionally but i try to brush it away as soon as i feel a tinge of emotion welling up. i will not be attending a colleague's grandma's wake just because i didnt want to tell her i understood how she felt about losing a loved one. and i definitely wouldnt want to be all emotional in front of my dear colleagues.i casually mentioned to a close colleague that i will be not be attending and it surprised me to hear him say " maybe you shouldn't" does it seem ive been hurting? i definitely not think so. but its extremely comforting to know that someone remembered my loss. ive been holding up since the first day of work and i love them too dearly to let them know i still remember.

these days, both of us have almost stopped talking about the pain and instead we discuss future plans and how we will live life to the fullest. the only reminder of pain however comes from my sis's blog. ironically i love her for the reminders that loss cannot be brushed aside. despite all the pain, we still have to live on. it seems she is my voice for my innermost feelings and cannot find ways to express. i feel comforted to know that someone beside us, shares our pain and emotions. and that we are loved and not alone. thank you my dear. i love you more than you know it.

life is back to normal. we do the dailies. and we have got back to the late nights of the occasional pubbing and hanging out.
im holding up well.
and im okay..... almost

Monday, October 8

what a break

Ten Thing i Learnt over the weekend

1) Sgp - KL - Genting aint that far when you are not the front seat passenger
2) Its okay to have a poor navigator as long as you have a patient driver
3) Its useless to have a good hotel room if you have a faulty shower head
4) I can buy 7 pairs of shoes from a single shop in KL and it still cant get me one pair of Aldos
5) You know another hardcore gambler when you meet her by chance in Genting besides at Mahjong weekends
6) I may need counselling coz i dun feel the pinch after losing 1000 ringgit
7) I will be very very very broke if i din marry a man who hates gambling
8) There is absolutely nothing to do for the non gambling husbands except hover around the gambling wives for hours
9) Good company is the most important part of a short getaway
10) I need more getaways.

Thursday, October 4

in search of answers

i have been searching for answers and help to understand. i have done research on the nets and even spoke to others who have gone through the same thing. as they all say, no one really understands unless they've been through the same trauma. i dun blame them. i wouldn't understand whats its like to have lost love too. thats the way the world is.

but i have seeked comfort in reading similar experiences online. And i think it truly helps to know that there are pp going through the same pain and angish. So i went in search of 2 books that was highly recommended. It didnt hurt that i enjoy reading books that made me cry just a teeny bit. And so i found out that Borders suck coz they dont carry the books they should and that all the Sans and Sunny bookstores carry outdated books. Kinokuniya came out tops for their online reservation and stock of titles. I am a Kino convert.

I cant wait to finish before the weekend.
i think i just need to know ..... for closure

looking forward


will be going away for the weekend. with good company and good food and hopefully good fun.








i cant freaking wait.

Tuesday, October 2

picking up the pieces

i need a closure.

and it didnt help that its confirmed that it was caused by trauma. yes .. by carelessness or misfortune it doesnt matter anymore. it just makes me feel worse. but still better than when it first occured. its been 2 weeks and memories are still fresh. ouch...

i need to get away .... from the rest of the world. like now.

freak ... this is so not me anymore.... help.


Monday, October 1

so whats next

-That which does not kill me, makes me stronger-

I have got enough bad luck in my life now that nothing can make it worse. And i am so over lamenting over the series of bad luck. It is not my fault that things happen this way .... i didnt ask for it, neither did i want it. I didnt ask for anyone to be upset for me or upset because of me. So scram and quit thinking negative thoughts aloud when i am trying my utmost to think POSITIVE and think STRONG. coz those are the only thoughts that i want to think to pull me through the bad times. No one feels worse than i do ... so spilling more shit on my face wont make it any worse.











I wished for the same things thrice on all occasions of celebrating my birthday this year and it turned out otherwise. the very next day.

so NOTHING else can bring me down ...

And i reversed my car into the same wall... twice today. So give me more .....

Wednesday, September 26

only because...

its back to work today.... seriously it was quite nerve wrecking prepping myself to step into office to face all sorts of questions. i even did the take a deep breath and told myself i can do it kind of thing.

i was pleasantly surprise that everyone stop short at asking "are you ok". not that im complaining but it definitely made things so much easier. of coz some dear fren ( whom i am truely grateful to) must have pre-warned them without revealing the reason why. muacks muacks. i did a fair bit of explaining to my boss (in details) and was even more grateful that he has been so understanding and sensitive with the whole issue. What more can i ask for??!! fantastic colleagues and wonderful boss.... sigh....

i think i have gained so much more through this ordeal (nothing more casual as it will always be etched in my memories). I have come to realize that i am truly blessed with great frenz and family.

of coz with deserved mention is my one and only hubz. i love him i love him i love him. its hard to understand what he went through but yet he shone like the light at the end of the tunnel. my only refuge through the darkest hours.mushy but i like ...... muackz muackz muackz. with the constant touches of reassurance and declarations of love ... he has given me the sole reason to come out as a stronger person and better partner.i love you i love you i love you .... so who's da man .... :)

my little sister for crying the hardest and sharing every bit of pain i felt.my little angel would have been thrilled to know he was loved by so many. aside,she always been looking out for me despite her little princessy ways and for this ... i have loved her more than any other sister would.

my parents for the little gestures of love and concern.

my best frenz for the constant care and concern and mostly for knowing when i needed the company and talks. for being so sensitive about the whole thing and being there when it was the right time. i love you guys and there isnt a better bunch than you ....

and to my best pals at work... thank you for making my first day back at work surprisingly easy. i noticed the efforts in the sensitivity in words and conversations that we carried out. thank you for the jokes and gossips that you guys have saved for me .... thank you thank you thank you.

i seriously ... couldnt ask for more ...

and so.... for the one angel i have lost .... i am truly blessed in many other ways ... and so here i am ... never the same but stronger than ever ...

Friday, September 21

my only wish

i wished, i never found out
i wished, i was more careful
i wished, i was less complacent
i wished, i took better care
i wished, i could change things
i wished, my birthday never came
i wished, i made more wishes
i wished, i was more sincere
now....
i wish, the mornings never come
i wish, the day never breaks
i wish, the nights never end
i wish, the weekend never comes
i wish, the time will just stop
for i no longer know ... how to face tomorrow...

if only....

i promised to share the secret with all... but now i dun have to anymore.
and i still cant bring myself to speak about it.
all i want is to turn back time, do things right, take better care...
i wish i shared my excitement and joy and anticipation sooner with everyone i knew... but maybe because i didnt, i am being punished.
now i know what its like to have regrets. never once i swear ... have i felt regretful about anything i have done. Not when i failed any exams, not when i scolded the shit out of anyone. and now .. i face the biggest regret and loss in my life.
it surprises even myself that i should be reacting this way. i always thought i was stronger and able to suppress much of my emotions. i thought i could cope with regrets and losses as i could with pain. it surprises me even more that i can only bring myself to bare my heart and emotions to only one person in my life in times like that.
the only comfort i see these days is that he has become so much stronger and my only pillar of strength that i know i have to get over it all and return him the favour. For holding and the gentle grasp of my hand when its free, for the long hugs when i tremble and smiles when i go blank. dar,i promise to feel better soon.

sorry if i have kept frenz and family out of my life these few days and maybe weeks to come. but i just cant seem to cope at the moment. its just too big a deal to brush it aside.i know i should be stronger and i promise to snap out of it soon.thanks for the comfort and words of assurance. i will be back..................








A POEM OF COMFORT

I thought of you and closed my eyes
and prayed to God today.
I asked what makes a mother
and I know I heard him say...

"A mother has a baby."
This we know is true.
But can you be a mother
when your baby's not with you?

"Yes, you can,"
He said with confidence in His voice.
"I give many women babies.
When they leave is not their choice.

Some I send for a lifetime,
and others for a day.
Some I send to fill your womb
but there's no need to stay."

"I just don't understand this, God.
I want my baby here."
He took a breath and cleared His throat
and then I saw a tear.

"I wish that I could show you
what your child is doing today.
If you could see your child smile
with other children and say,

'We go to earth to learn our lessons
of love and life and fear.
My Mommy loved me oh, so much
I got to come straight here.

I feel so lucky to have a Mom
who had so much love for me.
I learned my lesson very quickly.
My Mommy set me free.

I miss my Mommy oh, so much
but I visit her each day.
When she goes to sleep,
on her pillow is where I lay.

I stroke her hair and kiss her cheek
and whisper in her ear,
"Mommy, don't be sad today.
I'm your baby and I'm here."

So, you see, my dear sweet one,
your child is okay.
Your baby is here in my home and
this is where she'll stay.

She'll wait for you with me
until your lesson is through.
And on the day that you come home,
She'll be at the gates for you.

So, now you see what makes a mother.
It's the feeling in your heart.
It's the love you had so much of
right from the very start.

Though some on earth may not see
you're a mother with a child.
They'll be up here with me one day
and know you've always been one."

extracted from Ashley's blog

Tuesday, August 21

its been a while ....

didnt mean not to post ... but lotsa stuff have happened over the last few weeks that I have been so overwhelmed, i totally neglected ... okay maybe even completely forgotten about blogging. Life have been so routine.. its just not me anymore..... i swear off the comp when i get home from work basically coz my work revolves around the internet business. all i want to do now is to get off work, spend some quality time with my babe and sleep the night away. its scary that i almost lost all zest ... the only thing thats still the same is that my babe loves me still.... if not more. muackS.

the much needed break i wanted to so badly take was taken from me just coz ....

i PROMISe to elaborate more on whats happening with me ... and us ... but now's just not the time ... simply because .....

we will be back ........ in no time .....

Monday, June 18

movie watching ... in brief

our experience @ gold class Vivo
thoughts : will do it again for comfort and good service
wonderful experience. pirates = bleah!

even the toilet was nicer........


i 'promise' to watch movies this way .... if i could afford it.


the whole of last week, we fell into the stay home and watch dvd syndrome.
shit . we are almost falling into the monotonous lifestyle .. (hope not) . we must refrain.
anyway some of the movies we watched ....

after this our exile
by aaron kwok
review : slow ..... and abrupt @ the end.
almost meaningless


Happy Birthday
by Louis koo & Rene Liu
review : at first "huh" then its sigh .... then sob sob
its almost like why didnt i think of it ..... sad .....


The curse of the golden flower
by jay and chow yun fatt
review :DUH

lifeless blog

how do you tell a girlfriend you are soooooo supposed to love and care for that you now hate and want to leave her in the lurch forever.
its disappointment after disappointment and it leaves one speechless and you so want to give her a kick in the ass. shhheeessshhhh.... i pray for more resistance.

its been countless bitching at work and outside of work .... it probably is the cost of my lost of voice ... but i am still at it and loving it! I cant wait for work tomorrow ..... for gossip sessions only.

Saturday, June 2

weekend ahead

finished a short maj session. won. happy. short-lived.
found out something by chance. and my heart sank. ive not been hurt in a while.
but i am.....utterly disappointed.

Saturday, May 12

AT WORLD'S END

YEH! CANT WAIT FOR MY ALL TIME FAVE

Monday, May 7

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




WHY .... WHY YOU NEVER WIN CHELSEA........
HAHAHA

Wednesday, May 2

some pics

havent been posting lots.
waking up earlish for work and trying to pack days with activities has taken its toll.
i have become a lazy blogger. shheesshh.
but since we read about the poor gal working her ass off for 2.6k, i swear i have to live life better.

my new colleagues

she just looks innocent.


taken at new media trade event.
stupid me. the only pic of the night

surprise belated birthday
operation jeannie punk



Sunday, April 29

erp ringtones

click here to hear
this is so funny.............. hahahahahahaha

Tuesday, April 24

words cannot describe



how much i love my yeh ma.
came across this pic. and realised she's getting old.

i love that she's still so gusto.
i love that she's become forgetful but still plays maj like a pro.
i love that she's oblivious to the evils of life.
i love that she's never thrown a tantrum.
i love that she loves me too.
i promise. to go home more often.

always a baby

the past days, everytime i think yeah... ive good great news to share and ive got to blog about it . and then i think 'oh yah she mentioned it was a secret' and then i think, damn. i've think of something else to write about. boring.
and so today.she wrote in her blog about it. which means i can tell the world!
my babysis has got her internship with a very sought after employer. (still not sure whether i can reveal coz she didnt) anyway, i am so damn proud of her!! haha . altho it was somehow or rather through abit of connections here and there, im sure she deserves working there with all the hard work and diligence she put to her studies. i know its only internship, but hey its not easy to work with *** hor. i know. coz years back i had to go through 3 bloody rounds of interview with three different sets of management before i got the job. and it was bloody low paying shit.
anyway i hope this internship will work for her and help her realise that work is tough shit. its a wild wild world out there. its a grab the best job on the platter and decide later kind of world. thats my philosophy. hiaks. i swear i would karate chop whoever bullies her. im sure mum would too. say too. and dad will be forced to retire too. haha

always a baby.
in our eyes.

Saturday, April 21

cosying up

woke up just after 3 hours of sleep from a long night of maj to help mum at work. got back around noon and slept the aft away. felt like a lazy saturday and so we spent the night cosying up to " The Pursuit of Happiness"



sweet. heartwarming.
anyway we spent much of the show stealing glances and touches at each other. prob just to keep each other awake during the show. hee. seriously. the show is no doubt slow. but sweet.
i like.

off to have some makan. and yes! Man U - Boro.
i love saturdays.

Thursday, April 19

her short story



'The girl walked along the darkened street, struggling with her basket which made her skinny arms ache. The town was almost unnaturally silent, which made the girl nervous. Short, plump with red hair and inquisitive blue eyes, she walked with a noticeable gait, the result of a childhood illness which left a permanent limp. A few hours earlier, her sister had appeared in the doorway of her room, her face unreadeable. It’s Tuesday. Go and finish your chores. Go now. Her sister’s unusual grey eyes were wide with an emotion, and although she tried to hide it, the younger girl could see that her sister was taut with tension. Slightly bewildered at the uncomfortable emotion which made her breath catch in her throat, she had reluctantly picked up her basket, put on a dark coat, and headed out to the to fill her basket with the town’s famed berries from their berry plantation. It was a curious chore that had been added to her list a few weeks ago.
The basket was only half-full, but she reasoned that she could explain the berry bushes were empty, it was not the season for berries. Her sister would not mind if she came home a little early. She walked up the long pathway that led to her house, puffing slightly. She quickly let herself in; the impeding darkness had cast the street in shadows, which made her uneasy. Suddenly she noticed something strange. It took her awhile to realize what it was. The house was deathly silent; the gas lamps had not been lit. The silence seemed loud, and the girl’s heart started pounding erratically. Suddenly she heard a sound, somewhere in the increasing darkness of the living room. Curious, she traced its source until she came to a heavy wooden door which hid a staircase leading to the basement. The sound was strange, almost as though someone was trying the knob of the door. As she listened with unease, the sound changed to an insistent knock.
In the midst of her mounting terror, she remembered the odd decision her father had made weeks ago, to nail the doors shut. It was about the same time her berry-picking chore had been implemented. Fear had honed her senses, and the air seemed suddenly chilly as shivers crept down her spine. She desperately wanted to bolt, but suddenly she remembered her family. They could be in danger! The knocking continued, increasing in tempo. The girl ran to the mantle, where she fumbled with a match and lit a candle, and hurried back to the door. She opened it, her hands trembling. The candle lit a small area around her, but the bottom of the stairs, which led to another door, was shrouded in darkness. “Hello?” She managed to choke out, her voice sounding shrill and strained. The knocking stopped, and there was a long, pregnant pause. She descended a few steps, her nerves tingling as the candle flame flickered with the trembling of her hand. Her questing fingers found a candle holder, and she slipped the candle in. The door was blocked by thick, heavy boards, nails ruthlessly pounded in. It was covered with a strange dark marking, which looked black and forbidding. She reached out to touch the strange markings which revolted her, yet drew her.
Suddenly the knocking resumed, and she almost dropped the candle as a scream caught in her throat. Her feet turned almost involuntarily, and her whole body poised to flee. “Someone, help me please!” her sister’s voice stopped her dead in her tracks, and she turned back to the basement door, her mind shrieking at her to run. “Sis? Are you in there?” The girl started to whimper in fear as tears started to run down her face. Crying hysterically, she dropped to her knees, intent to pry open the boards with her bare hands, her nails splitting as she pried at them. Her sister’s voice continued to shriek with mindless fear and horror, screaming for help as the desperate pounding continues. Try as she might, the girl could not budge the boards, and she screamed in fear and frustration, as she herself pounded the door with bloodied fingers, tears blinding her. Her feet suddenly felt wet, and she looked down. A dark, black substance was seeping from beneath the door. She looked at it, and numbly bent down to touch it. It gleamed a dark, glistening red which told her it was blood. She fainted then.
Strong arms picked her up, and she, half-crazed with horror and worry, woke up and screamed shrilly. She turned on her attacker, fighting wildly, scratching and kicking. The dark shadow which had grabbed her was unmovable and ignored her spitfire behavior, and carried her quickly up the stairs. Light blinded the girl and she whimpered. Her wild eyes look around, fearing the terrors she might have to face. It took her a moment to recognize the pale, shocked faces of her family. At first, she could not believe it was them, and she screamed that they were demons in disguise, and she wanted her sister back, away from that terrifying basement. The girl who looked at her with wide, scared eyes was not her sister. It was the anguish in her father’s voice as they repeatedly assured her she was safe, her sister was safe, her father had carried her up from the staircase, which finally calmed her down. She broke down then, her family around her in the brightly lit living room, her entire body trembling. Later she would wonder why her sister was safe, what had happened? For now, she was safe."

yah. in case you were wondering. this is definitely not written by me. coz my short story will prob consists of wah laus' , sibos' and such.whereas my darling sister will use super long and descriptive sentences. shouldnt i be so proud of her. i wonder why she took biomed rather than eng lit or something along that line.

Monday, April 16

where should i buy this



to discourage smoking.
hiaks

Sunday, April 15

shabu-ish sunday

i am so stuffed.
thanks to babysis who insisted on having shabu shabu at home. she always gets what she wants. only because we love to make her happy. so while she was studying for her exams at home. mum, rave and i went on a daughter /mother / son in law shopping spree.

first we 'shopped' for a dog.
everyone must have received this sms one way or another.
"Petshop at Joo Chiat Closing tml. 2 huskies, 1 black labrador,1 shihtzu,1huskie terrier cross breed 2giv away. If not they're gona b putdown. details pls call Mariam 97302064. Pls forward."
it must be widely circulated because i received this sms from 5 diff pp who were not related in anyway with each other. the power of sms is simply overwhelming. Anyway i called the number repeatedly but it was to a 'not available' msg. well. hopefully they managed to foster the dogs out.
anyway we went to see another 6 cross breed puppies looking for foster homes. they belonged to my mum's fren who already had 3 dogs.


relak jack. the father

protector. the mother

wild. the kids

the rest of them

it was an absolute headache trying to figure them out. by names or by features they looked all alike. haha. anyway we decided against adoption this time round coz of several factors. i suppose we expected at least one to warm up to us. at least curl up and ask for a tummy rub or something. and the only one which did was already taken. damn. the rest were pretty hostile to us. and i tawt it was really wierd for schnau-tzus to have long skinny tails. but generally like all other dogs, they were just plain cute.

after the failed attempt to adopt a puppy, we headed to Meidi-Ya for some jap grocery shopping. and we already sworn it was the last time we went there the previous time. all coz we spent $200 for shabu food. where else would you find cabbage and tao gey at $10 per packet. but we did it again. and we remarked that the money spent could get us a good and comfortable meal in a restaurant.again.


guess what cost $35.25

freaking ex but bloody fresh sashimi & kajiki
yumzzzzzz

mushroom galore

the shabu shabu party.
and much more.

but anyway. it was squishy and hot trying to fit all of us at the table. but nothing beats having an ' expensive' dinner in the comfort of mum's place with your loved ones, legs up , messy hair, and foul language sprouting all over in the conversations. i like!

Friday, April 13

i miss...

notice the cartoon trends of this century.
lousy plots.
ugly looking things.
absolutely no effort made in creating characters.

but these..... i miss!


gummi bears ... jumping here and there and everywhere.


rainbow brite


my fav! E.... e.... e..... e..... eWOKs....
and i found this on youtube!

i remember vaguely that dad used to record cartoons for sis. and that we could just watch episode after episode the cartoons we so loved. maybe such memories has unknowingly affected us in diff ways. she still loves cartoons till this day and asks for cartoon network to be subscribed. while i absolutely love the calming effect that any other tv programme has on me. excuses excuses. till this day mum still says that tv works wonders for me now as it did for me as a child. my nanny, granny and mother had no problems taking care of me as child.i didnt need many toys. they just had to have one heavy investment. a good tv that they could keep switched the entire day. programs didnt really matter. and i would stay focused. seriously.

but on a serious note. i miss my sisterhood days.
they say you cant turn back the clock. but i have wonderful memories.

Thursday, April 12

arrrgghhhh

i tawt they would stop at just one article in the papers.
until someone forwarded this article to me.
eekkkkssss.
why did they have to publish the most nonsensical ( amongst the other 25 statements ) thing i said in the article.

Wednesday, April 11

i didnt know all of it

Quick Facts
Full country name:Republic of Singapore
Area:699.1 sq km
Population:4 million (growth rate 1.15%)
People:76% Chinese, 15% Malay, 6% Indian
Language:English, Malay, Mandarin and Tamil
Religion:31% Taoist, 28% Buddhist, 18% Muslim, 10% Christian, 4% Hindu
Government:Parliamentary democracy
President:SR Nathan
Prime Minister:Lee Hsien Long
Major industries:Shipping, banking, tourism, electrical & electronics, chemicals, oil refining
Major trading partners:US, Malaysia, Hong Kong, Japan
Health risks:None
Time:GMT/UTC+8
Electricity:220-240V, 50 Hz
County code:+65
Mobile Phone network:GSM 900, GSM 1800, 3G
Weights & measures:Metric with local variations

magnificent 7

i love it when man u wins.




not only because i am a fan. but it also means that my babez will be in a pleasant mood.

i took a pic of a passionate fan post manchester u loss . will post pics if my application for rights from the main man is approved :)


but yes. i love it when they play saturdays at prime hours. its an excuse to invite frenz over for soccer and mahj. i cant wait for FA cup weekend!

Monday, April 9

oh my gawd!

IT DOESN'T HURT TO HAVE A LITTLE BIBLICAL HUMOR ONCE IN A WHILE

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.



Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.


Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.


Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.


Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.


Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.



Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.



Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.


Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan The banks were always overflowing.




Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.



Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.


Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (
Groan ...)

PS. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . "He-brews"